6.30am: Alarm goes off...curse and question WTF I'm waking up earlier than a week day on a Saturday (?!)
6.47am: Finally drag sorry ass out of bed and into shower
7.10am: Shovel breakfast cereal while watching TV news...learn about horrific plane crash in India, apparently few survivors (poor souls!)
7.36am: Start driving to parents' house, wonder at misty morning and question summery choice of clothing (weather forecast said sunny and 26 degC)
8.15am: Almost have accident with white van driver (WVD) on motorway
8.45am: Almost have second accident with second WVD
9.15am: Almost have third accident with man in blue van (obviously another graduate of the WVD school of driving)
9.27am: Arrive at parents in time for coffee and second breakfast (toast)
10.00am: Start helping B mow lawn, trim hedges and rake and sweep cut foliage
12.30pm: Finish up gardening, sit down to lunch (chicken kiev and roast veg followed by raspberries and ice cream)
1.45pm: Set out for shopping mall with mom
5.15pm: Arrive back at parents' home with new pjs for me, cardigan for mom, two shirts for B and shirt for dad for Father's Day.
6.30pm: Start driving home. No WVD in sight....
8.30pm: Arrive home, start watering and sorting out wilted garden (it has been a real scorcher of a day after all)
9.15pm: Finish sweeping and tidying garden (thank goodness for long summer evenings, still light enough to see outside)
9.30pm: Start whip-around clean of house (high speed hoover, flick of duster and express bathroom freshen-up) in anticipation of lunch guests tomorrow
10.05pm: Give up on the housework, whip together omelettes for quick supper
10.30pm: Log onto google reader, quick catch up on today's posts
11.00pm: Start writing up this drivel
11.05pm: Publish and log off....
[11.07pm: Collapse in an exhausted heap]