Due To Lack Of Interest, Today Is Cancelled!



It's been one of those days when I wish I'd just stayed in bed...

I overslept. See, my body knew shite awaited and was trying to avoid.

I snagged my beloved white throw while making the bed, so it now has a horrible little run and hole on one side... another sign that I should never have gotten out of bed.

The porridge boiled over in the microwave. I've been using the same jug and the same quantities of milk and oats every day for the last five years, but TODAY, the gods of the Microwave Miracle decided they'd have some fun. Cleaning porridge off the microwave is not funny. Not having enough porridge left to eat also gives me a sense of humour failure... quite possibly, it's my Glycaemic Index taking flight...

I'd left the window open in my office yesterday evening - it had been a balmy night that turned to rain... meaning I was mopping up puddles on the windowsill and carpet this morning! Arrrrghh!!!

I opened my email box to a stream of commands (not requests!) from The Demanding Client, most of them I can't even begin to understand let alone address.

The power went off during my teleconference with The Shambolic Client - it took me at least 10 seconds to realise that we were not having another awkward moment of silence, just silence! Just a momentary blip, but enough to knock out my internet and phone for at least 10 minutes.

I had a tense conversation with The Sarcastic Client, who wants the world but only wants to pay the price of a pebble off Brighton beach, but even that's negotiable.

I've just sliced off a good part of my index finger, attempting to chop tomatoes at lunch.

And it's not even 2 pm yet.....



Hope your days are going better!