Saturday, 26 November 2011

Dinner Party Dos And Don’ts




Do find out beforehand what your guests don’t like to eat… I’ve served tomato and celery soup to someone who eats everything under the sun, except celery and tomatoes.

Don’t try out exceedingly complicated, new recipes or techniques.

Do remember to include all the ingredients… especially the ones you sent your (long suffering) husband out to get in the middle of the night, as you forgot to add them to your weekly grocery delivery.




Don’t overdo the garlic… unless you’re trapped in a Twilight Saga, there is definitely such a thing as too much garlic, even in garlic bread!

Do keep your eye on the ball, or rather on the oven…. otherwise that incredibly garlicky garlic bread will be incredibly blackened, incredibly garlicky garlic bread.




Do stock up on the pre-dinner nibbles, just in case the food takes longer to cook than you thought it would…. a few years’ back, I kept an (exceedingly patient) dinner guest waiting till nearly midnight to tuck into a chicken that stubbornly refused to roast– a disastrous combination of not having a proper roasting pan and just a mini table-top oven.

Do create an ambient setting, but do watch out for fire hazards…. paper napkins + candles + animated dinner guests = a good way to test your smoke detectors before winter.

Don’t use paper napkins. Ever again.



Thursday, 24 November 2011

Thank You For Thanksgiving!






Happy Thanksgiving to all my US readers! Hope y'all been having a wonderful day....celebrating the invention of roast turkey and sweet potato 'n pumpkin pie ... What? That's not what Thanksgiving is all about? Well, why is there not a special day marking such culinary delights?

All joking aside, I am still so grateful for Thanksgiving... you see, it's the one and only time of the year when I can guarantee that Annoying Demanding Client across the pond will be too busy running Operation Turkey Dinner Preparation.... and I reckon she has an army of kitchen skivvies scuttling about under her watchful and disapproving eye...to even think about harrassing me for the next couple of days. It is safe to answer my phone and open my email box.

What bliss!

Hope you get to spend time with the people that mean the most to you...

Monday, 21 November 2011

A Day In London...

It was a very short weekend for me.... thanks to Annoying Demanding Client throwing a hissy fit last week, I had to push Nice Reasonable Client's project aside and focus on ACD. That meant a Sunday slog to meet NRC's deadline for today.

At least I managed to get out and about on Saturday, with a trip down to London for the day. Apparently, most of the UK's population - and a shed load of tourists - had the same idea, as everywhere was packed! I was having some serious claustrophobia issues on the rammed underground trains and heaving stations... perhaps I've just been living out in the sticks for too long now, but I am not a Big City Girl any more. Give me green fields, fresh air and open spaces any day!

Still, it's good to remind yourself of what you are (or aren't) missing every now and again.

First stop, the wonderful V&A Museum of Art and Design.....


Delicious almond croissants and coffee in the aesthetically pleasing museum cafe




A chance to look at the priceless treasures in the Japan Gallery....












The China Gallery....







The Medieval Gallery.....









Light fitting in entrance to the V&A

India....



Then, a stroll through the carpets of autumn leaves in Hyde Park....












Back into the West End for the evening, to meet friends for a Japanese meal in Soho....


 Fairy lights on Harrods Store





Chinatown




Apologies for not getting around to all your blogs very much lately.... hope to catch up with you all soon!

Tuesday, 15 November 2011

The 'Tache Chronicles, Continued





Exactly halfway through the Movember Challenge.... and hubby is getting hairy!





It's uncanny!


Day 15




To mark this most momentous moment, here are some completely random yet titillating titbits about 'taches...


Sweet home Alabama!

It's illegal in Alabama to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church. 

All dolphins are born with a moustache, it helps them locate their mothers while nursing… it sheds after a few days.

In 1967, The Beatles gave away cardboard moustaches with their album Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band.

Salvador Dalí published a book dedicated solely to his moustache.


Narcissus is a type of flower, whereas a narcissist....

Two of the most famous moustaches were actually fake and only on when filming - Groucho Marx and Charlie Chaplin.

On average a man with a moustache touches it 760 times in a 24 hour day.

The longest recorded moustache belongs to Bajansinh Juwansinh Gurjar of Ahmedabad, India. It had not been cut for 22 years and was 12 feet, 6 inches long in 2004. Imagine how long it is today!


Now that's just ridiculous!

The King of Hearts is the only playing card king without a moustache.

The prize for weirdest moustache research goes to researchers in 1936. They found that if you attach a false moustache to the face of a wild female woodpecker, a male woodpecker will attack her as if she were a rival male.

In the 16th century, King Francis I of France, introduced the death penalty for anyone wearing a beard or moustache.


Off with his 'tache

In 1955, the Belgian tenor, Jan Verbeek, accidentally swallowed a false moustache during a performance of Mefistofele. This did not stop him from carrying on with his performance, however, and he continued to finish the show, although it was clear to the audience that high notes were more difficult for him to hit as he had some throat irritation from the hairs sticking to the back of his throat.


Another famous Belgian 'tache

Monday, 14 November 2011

10 Things I Learnt This Weekend






If I ever need reminding of why I am not cut out for parenthood, all I have to do is spend a weekend with friends who have little ones... it's fun in small doses, but it completely wears me out, and I am always rather relieved to get home to my child-free life.

That said, Auntie Nat is obviously not all that scary.... a little boy in Yorkshire was in tears yesterday afternoon when told he can't go home with us!

There are two variations to the "Cheeky Monkeys" song....

5 cheeky monkeys swinging in the tree,
Teasing Mr Crocodile... "You can't catch me!"
Snap! went Mr Crocodile under the tree....
4 cheeky monkeys swinging in the tree
{repeat}

And 

5 cheeky monkeys jumping on the bed
One fell off and bumped his head
Mommy called the doctor, the doctor said:
"No more cheeky monkeys jumping on the bed!"
4 cheeky monkeys jumping on the bed
{repeat}


Not my cheeky monkey photo



Both versions are now firmly committed to memory after 8,995 renditions of each this weekend.

This November looks set to be the warmest ever... 18C and sunshine? It was snowing this time last year!

Sunny skies + chilly evenings = beautiful autumnal sunsets......












I really have to try out my friend's cheesecake recipe..... and soon!


Ducks have an seemingly insatiable appetite for bread.







If you type “is is (sic) possible” into Google, here’s what you get….



If you then correctly type “is it possible” into Google…. your options are almost as bizarre




How were your weekends?