Showing posts with label News. Show all posts
Showing posts with label News. Show all posts

Wednesday, 30 November 2016

Going Through Changes...



Well hello there everyone!

No, I haven't fallen off the end of the world - just been biding my time and mulling over the future of 'Just Nat'.

Sounds rather ominous, doesn't it? Nah, not really.... I've thinking for a while of re-branding myself, more along the lines of a proper grown up Travel Blog (rather than a 'Random Nonsense and a Dash of Travel Stuff' blog).

It's a work in progress (embryonic really) but I've started migrating a few bits and pieces to my new home at.....

Ta dah! Drum roll and fanfare.....

Nat's Travelogue

I plan to rework some of the old rubbish, spice it up with some recent travels (a lot's been going on!) and maybe add a couple of travel tips along the way.

I'd love it if you popped by the new neighbourhood, and do please bear with me while I migrate your contacts into my new reader too...

Hasta luego mis amigos!

PS I started learning Spanish this year too.



Friday, 28 January 2011

Better In Than Out...

And now I bring you some breaking news… well, news about breaking wind, at least…

The government of Malawi (yes that little African country where Madonna likes to go baby shopping) is planning on putting a plug in public pooting. Call the flatulence police… coz breaking wind will soon be a crime. 




Plans to punish persistent offenders 'who foul the air' is all part of the government’s bid to 'mould responsible and disciplined citizens.' But locals fear that pinning responsibility on the crime will be difficult - and may lead to miscarriages of justice as 'criminals' attempt to blame others for their offence.

Personally, I wouldn’t kick up such a stink about it.

 


Sunday, 1 August 2010

We Interrupt This Broadcast...



Well, not exactly breaking news but a quick update of some blog changes and upcoming events on Just Nat.

Blog Pages
You may have already noticed the new stand-alone pages that have appeared at the top of my blog....this was inspired by Pat Tillett (who recently added this feature to his great blog), and is an attempt to categorise some of my blog posts, including those from way back when I first started throwing random stuff together here. If you’re really bored one day interested, you can read more about me, my travels and my life in the UK by clicking through the links on any of the pages. I’ve included a separate page for the posts about my Canadian trip as these are getting quite numerous, and there’s a couple or so still to go...yes, I’m really milking this trip for blogging material!


New Tuesday Feature
Some of you may remember that I used to participate in ‘Where In The World Wednesday’, a travel photo feature that was hosted by Classy In Philadelphia. Without wishing to blatantly pinch Classy’s idea, I’m thinking of starting up my own similar feature called ‘Wish I Was There Tuesday’ and it would be great if any of my readers who wanted to joined in too.

Seeing as I hate Tuesdays (forget Mondays, bad stuff always seems to happen on Tuesdays... any rejuvenation from the weekend just passed has evaporated and the next weekend is still too far away) this would be a momentary escapism from an otherwise crappy day...the idea being to post on somewhere wonderful in the world you’ve been, will be going or even just dream of going to one day. It could be somewhere really close to home, or on the other side of the planet or even galaxy, and could be a real or imaginary place. Let me know what you think....


I was recently very flattered to be awarded the Glam Blogger Award by TK....you really should take a look at her vibrant blog Postcards From Malaysia. Thanks, TK!


Tuesday, 17 February 2009

Space Invaders

I’m more ‘spatially aware’ these days...a car accident can do that to you, as I found out the hard way last November. It was nothing serious, mind, but enough of a dodgem-car style bump, grind and jolt to now give me the heebie-jeebies every time another car drifts too-close-for-comfort in a tight roundabout. Always a fairly cautious driver, I am definitely more inclined to ‘let the other dude go first’ nowadays....respect the safety gap!

There do, however, seem to be a lot of things crashing into each other lately. On Monday this week, it was reported that two nuclear-armed submarines from Britain and France collided while on separate patrols in the Atlantic Ocean. Analysts said a major disaster could have resulted had the underwater collision ruptured the hulls, set off conventional ammunition or started a fire, although the chances of a full nuclear explosion were virtually nil. But, thankfully, there were no injuries or radioactive leaks....just some rather red-faced British and French officials, who have so far failed to explain how two sophisticated vessels from allied nations could collide in open water.

And, last week, the US commercial Iridium spacecraft and a defunct Russian communications satellite collided in space over Siberia, in what is thought to be the biggest incident of its kind to date. The impact produced a cloud of debris, which will be tracked into the future. It is hoped that most of the debris will fall to Earth and burn up in the atmosphere. The risk to the International Space Station, which is orbiting the Earth some 435 km below the course of the collision is said to be low.




Since the Soviets launched Sputnik in 1957, it is estimated about 6,000 satellites have been put in orbit. There are about 17,000 man-made objects above 10 cm in size that orbit Earth - and the tally is constantly increasing. This in turn raises the risk of collisions between objects. Intact satellites share Earth's orbit with everything from spent rocket stages and spacecraft wreckage to paint flakes and dust. The diffuse mist of junk around our planet is the legacy of 51 years of human activity in space.



Speaking of objects sharing our planet’s orbit, on Friday April 13, 2029, the ‘Apophis’ asteroid (originally designated 2004 MN4) will fly its nearest to Earth, a mere 30,000 km above the ground - for comparison, geosynchronous satellites orbit at 36,000 km. At closest approach, the asteroid will shine like a third magnitude star, visible to the unaided eye from Africa, Europe and Asia, even through city lights. This is rare....close approaches by objects as large as ‘Apophis’ are currently thought to occur at 1000 year intervals, on average. No one in recorded history has ever seen an asteroid in space so bright.


Back in December 2004, astronomers considered there was an ‘unprecedented level of risk’ – a 1-in-45 chance - of ‘Apophis’ striking the planet. In Egyptian myth, ‘Apophis’ was the ancient spirit of evil and destruction, a demon that was determined to plunge the world into eternal darkness. A fitting name, astronomers reasoned, for a menace that was hurtling towards Earth from outer space. NASA had estimated that an impact from ‘Apophis’ would release more than 100,000 times the energy released in the nuclear blast over Hiroshima. Thousands of square kilometres would be directly affected by the blast but the whole of the Earth would see the effects of the dust released into the atmosphere. Thankfully, however, additional observations soon ruled out a direct collision... phew! It’s predicted the asteroid's trajectory will bend approximately 28 degrees during the encounter, a result of Earth's gravitational pull. What happens next is uncertain....some predicted ‘Apophis’ might swing around and hit Earth after all in 2035....but these reports were quickly dismissed by astronomers, who calculate that the probability for that encounter as 1 in 12.3 million.

Let’s hope they’ve got their calculations right....I’d rather leave sleeping satellites (planets) lie..........


"Sleeping Satellite" by Tasmin ArcherChorus
I blame you for the moonlit sky
and the dream that died
with the eagles' flight
I blame you for the moonlit nights
when I wonder why
are the seas still dry?
don't blame this sleeping satellite

Did we fly to the moon too soon
did we squander the chance
in the rush of the race
the reason we chase is lost in romance
and still we try
to justify the waste
for a taste of man's greatest adventure

have we lost what it takes to advance?
have we peaked too soon?
if the world is so green
then why does it scream under a blue moon
we wonder why
If the earth's sacrificed
for the price of it's greatest treasure

and when we shoot for the stars
what a giant step
have we got what it takes
to carry the weight of this concept
or pass it by like a shot in the dark
miss the mark with a sense of adventure

Sunday, 8 February 2009

A Snow Week That Was

This week, the “heaviest snowfalls in 20 years”, caused the UK to almost grind to a halt. The ensuing transport chaos brought misery for commuters, but joy for children as thousands of schools closed. For me, working from home as I do, it was pretty much business as usual....barring a cancelled meeting with a client in Edinburgh, a casualty of the airport closures.

Here's a collection of images from the week....



I was lucky to capture the sun setting over a snowy field near our village......




Sunset over snowy fields

Tuesday, 20 January 2009

Dear Mr President


















Please live up to our expectations.

Yours truly
The World

Sunday, 18 January 2009

RIP Tony Hart (1925-2009)

Tony Hart, the television artist whose career spanned almost fifty years and whose work inspired millions of children to take up art, died today at the age of 83. He was most famous for fronting children's art shows including ‘Take Hart’ and ‘Hart Beat’.

I can remember watching ‘Take Hart’ on a black and white TV as a child... and I loved the animated clay character Morph, who lived in a pencil box. Morph's little stories involved him creating artwork, stumbling upon strange artefacts and generally getting himself in a muddle. He never talked to us or Tony, rather he gabbled in some speeded-up goobledygook, but the clarity of the animation and direction of action meant that we could read his body language, so he always made sense.


Bye George!

It's time to bid farewell to Geedubbya....but before that, here are some of his finest moments:



"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." [Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002]



"And I, unfortunately, have been to too many disasters as president." [discussing flooding in the Midwest, Washington, D.C., June 17, 2008]



"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." [Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004]



"Your eminence, you're looking good." [to Pope Benedict XVI, using the title for Catholic cardinals, rather than addressing him as "your holiness," Rome, June 13, 2008]


"Thank you, your Holiness. Awesome speech." [to Pope Benedict, Washington, D.C., April 15, 2008]



"They misunderestimated me." [Nov. 6, 2000]



"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." [Jan. 3, 2000]

"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" [Jan. 11, 2000]



"It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber." [no doubt drawing on his deep understanding of the scientific principles behind Stem Cell Research, Washington, D.C., April 10, 2002]




"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office." [Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008]



"Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter." [parting words to British Prime Minister Gordon Brown and French President Nicolas Sarkozy at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as the two leaders looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan, July 10, 2008]




Friday, 16 January 2009

In the unlikely event of landing on water....

I’ve mentioned I’m an uneasy flyer, so news of plane crashes always grab my attention. With morbid fascination....I just can’t stop myself... I’ll trawl through the crash details, which will then get filed in my brain under “Resort to Nervous Wreck When On An Aeroplane Aids”, ready to pop up the next time I’m strapped into a plane seat, waiting for the roar of engines to signal the start of that race down the runway to take-off. That’s the point when I always feel trapped. I can’t stand up and shout “Let me off!”... well I possibly could, but I would definitely piss off the other passengers, almost certainly be labelled a lunatic and probably be banned from flying... which would kind of get in the way of my travel plans. Suck another Rescue Remedy pastille, and dig fingernail stubs into B’s arm (if travelling alone, random stranger’s arm).

But here at last, a plane crash story with a happy ending. Captain Chesley Sullenberger managed to land his Airbus 320 aircraft safely on the Hudson River, New York, after both engines were disabled by a flock of birds shortly after take-off. He then walked up and down the plane twice after everybody else was off and tried to verify that there was nobody else onboard. All 155 passengers and crew were rescued.


Cue Bonnie Tyler's “Holding Out For A Hero”....



I salute you Captain “Sully” and wish you were flying all the planes I will be going on........