Notes To Self....

If you are going to lock yourself out of the house, make sure that you have your mobile phone with you AND fully charged... that way, you can call your brilliant, clever, forward planning husband to ask him exactly where he has hidden the spare key in the ram-jammed, spider-infested garden shed....

If you have an important, early meeting the morning after a stormy night, you may want to set a couple of alarms.... preferably ones that don't rely on electricity and therefore can be the unwitting victims of a power cut. Waking up and wondering why on earth the whole neighbourhood is already on the go when you're sure it not yet 6 AM... only to discover it's nearer 7.30 AM, is not a good start to the day and is likely to send you running around like a headless chicken!

If you want to have "Let's Do The Time Warp Again!" running through your head for the next week or two, book tickets for the excellent production of 'The Rocky Horror Show' currently touring the UK to mark the 40th anniversary of the kooky but highly entertaining musical. You may also want to do some neck strengthening exercises before you go... to avoid the inevitable whiplash that comes with too many double takes at male members of the audience, many of whom looked just a bit too comfortable being Just Sweet Transvestites from Transsexual, Transylvania!